What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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