- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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