- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

save me from the nothing ive become

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Your mother just died.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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