- Anti Joke

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

no really what are ur names?

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing