A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Justin's life

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Black people having a Job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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