Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

That is so fetch

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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