What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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The Big Band Theory

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Carrot fingers

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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a black guy hates chicken.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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