What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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balls

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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kkkk

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