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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the capital of congo famine

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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