- Anti Joke

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Rick Santorum 2012

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender