- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Your mom is not fat!

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

The latter three thousand pages of this website.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Your adopted.....

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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