A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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