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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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