- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

kesha is a virgin.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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