- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Sex

Asians

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Women's Rights..

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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