Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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