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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

woman's lacrosse

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

No your aunties a joke

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