- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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