- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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