Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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