- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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