- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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