- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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