Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Justin's life

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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