- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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