- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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