Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Dyslexia ruels!

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

women's rights

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Gay republicans

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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