There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Anti Joke

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