- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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