Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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