What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Once upon a time, The end.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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