- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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