- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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