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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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