- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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