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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Carrot fingers

a black guy hates chicken.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

No soap radio

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

The Big Band Theory

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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