Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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