Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What did the fish say after he

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Dislike this.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Cool Brian

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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