Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Religion.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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