- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

This is an anti joke

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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