Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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420

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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