- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

I shot a bitch.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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