What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Microwave

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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