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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

save me from the nothing ive become

dyslexics of the world untie!

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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