- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

The adventures of Helen Keller:

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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