What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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