- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

roses are red violets are indigo

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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