Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

boobs.

Me Neither.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

fridge

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Anti Joke

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