- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

You all have Aids

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Caroline Kelly.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Rick Santorum 2012

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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