- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

antijoke is the best website.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

retard

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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