- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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