- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

all jokes aside...

Albino African Americans

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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