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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Derp

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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retard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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