- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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