- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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