- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

A dog was barking at a tree

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

gay people

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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