- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Wolfjob.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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