A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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