What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

do you wanna hear a joke school

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What do you call two dog? dogs

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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