- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Knock knock. Get out!!

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

a seal walks into a club.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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