- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Neither did she.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Pineapple.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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