- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What is both bold and brash? Fox

matt has ebola...funny right!?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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