what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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