Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Black people

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Your life

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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whats black and large -me

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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