- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Asians.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

feminism

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

homosexuals are gay

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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