- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Women's Rights

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

your face

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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