So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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