That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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