- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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