- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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