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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

a man walked into a bar....

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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