"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

This joke is funny

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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