whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

copy me and i will kill you

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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