Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A man walks into a bar

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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