- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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