- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

This is a joke.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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