- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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