why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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