- Anti Joke

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

no really what are ur names?

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.