- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

you first

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

why are balck people black because they are

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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